That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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