I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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