You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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