I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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