david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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