I feel like abortions should bother me more
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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