So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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