I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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