but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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