I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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