should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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