Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
