5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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