hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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