it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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