I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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