Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Everything about him screamed your future.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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