I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Found your dick twin last night
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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