dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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