i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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