WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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