"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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