why didn't you poke me back
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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