so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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