I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My balls are so social today.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I am naked and annoyed.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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