Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
