I want to stick my p in your. b.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
that's an acceptable place to lick
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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