yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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