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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her

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(512): View more from Texas

Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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(704): View more from North Carolina

we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong

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(770): View more from Georgia

Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.

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(213): View more from California

Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral

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