I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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