youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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