Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
