Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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