I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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