i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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