Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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