Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
