He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's never too late to be topless.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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