Swine flu. Run for my life!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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