Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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