I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
