Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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