i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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