somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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