I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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