please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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