I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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