If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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