I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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