Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Girls should come with a carfax report
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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