I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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