well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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