i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize