god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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