Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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