Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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